April 11, 2020 in 5,255 words
• • • here’s a thought • • • I had a UV-C disinfecting light added to the plenum of my furnace last fall to kill airborne germs and viruses in my home. I haven’t gotten sick with anything these last...
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• • • google suggested • • • • • • some of the things I read in antisocial isolation • • • Inside the ‘Circus Capital of the World’ The big top came to Peru, Indiana, in the late 19th century. It...
View ArticleApril 13, 2020 in 4,032 words
Not all heroes wear capes. Some spread misinformation about coronavirus: pic.twitter.com/V3uS0ZclS5 — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) April 12, 2020 So let me get this straight: We can afford to give...
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Join me while I school people who think their religion is more important than our lives. My confidence in this team rivals what I might feel if I were hit head on by an 18 wheeler tractor-trailer....
View ArticleApril 15, 2020 in 4,121 words
Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country https://t.co/fNj9f9R7Dq pic.twitter.com/l9hEPGCRuf — The Onion (@TheOnion) April 15, 2020 • • • google suggested • • • • • • some of the things I read in...
View ArticleApril 16, 2020 in 3,888 words
Wanting things to go back to normal is the new normal. — God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 15, 2020 • • • google suggested • • • • • • some of the things I read in antisocial isolation • • • How an...
View ArticleApril 17, 2020 in 3,846 words
• • • google suggested • • • • • • some of the things I read in antisocial isolation • • • PROTIP: During the 1918 Flu Epidemic, Pet Parents Put Masks on Their Cats Yancia the bulldog even made the...
View ArticleApril 18, 2020 in 4,822 words
LIBERATE AMERICA! Whoever is in charge of the Fedral goverment is doing a TERRIBLE job!!! — Donald J. Trump ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ (@realDonaldTrFan) April 17, 2020 Ed. The first honest thing your steaming pile of...
View ArticleApril 19, 2020 in 3,533 words
Crazed, Quarantined Mental Health Experts Recommend Scrawling ïEverything Will Be OkayÍ In Feces On Wall https://t.co/ZPDDy3nosx pic.twitter.com/OmrSlYb0Yo — The Onion (@TheOnion) April 18, 2020 • • •...
View ArticleApril 20, 2020 in 3,576 words
'I Can Still Cook This, Right,' Asks Woman Holding Up Writhing, Screaming Potato With 8-Foot-Long Roots https://t.co/zoh4Yo5ULL pic.twitter.com/pOgv3Q7nEY — The Onion (@TheOnion) April 20, 2020 • • •...
View ArticleApril 21, 2020 in 3,188 words
• • • google suggested • • • • • • some of the things I read in antisocial isolation • • • Prolonged Isolation Can Lead to the Creation of New Accents Social distancing might not entirely change the...
View ArticleApril 22, 2020 in 3,914 words
Kids presented us with a written declaration of war. pic.twitter.com/DprEYqj02H — Farhad Manjoo (@fmanjoo) April 21, 2020 • • • google suggested • • • • • • some of the things I read in antisocial...
View ArticleApril 23, 2020 in 3,351 words
• • • google suggested • • • • • • some of the things I read in antisocial isolation • • • These 7 Companies Ship Unique Seeds for Your Quarantine Garden Beat the rush by turning to small, local...
View ArticleApril 24, 2020 in 3,908 words
This is completely insane. Everyone knows it's completely insane, right? https://t.co/h8s3a0vD4O — nilay patel (@reckless) April 23, 2020 pic.twitter.com/CiiEQipUaH — Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) April...
View ArticleApril 25, 2020 in 4,156 words
The only reason he wants people to inject bleach is he thinks it will make everybody white. — God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 24, 2020 Just a friendly reminder from our March 1st episode....
View ArticleApril 26, 2020 in 3,223 words
• • • google suggested • • • • • • some of the things I read in antisocial isolation • • • The Resurgence of Indian Snake Boats in an Age of Rising Seas Storms, floods, and COVID-19 could threaten one...
View ArticleApril 27, 2020 in 4,373 words
Can we make sure all future presidential candidates take a civics test, a spelling test, an (EQ) emotional psychological exam, and of course submit their tax returns. Dear Gawd he is the dumbest mofo...
View ArticleApril 28, 2020 in 3,787 words
• • • google suggested • • • • • • some of the things I read in antisocial isolation • • • A New Zealand Festival Turns Detritus Into Offbeat Art Amateur sculptors are invited to grab some driftwood...
View ArticleApril 29, 2020 in 4,432 words
The U.S. has reached 1 million confirmed coronavirus cases. Let's take a moment to honor the heroes who helped get us here. pic.twitter.com/YtzcHYuFcT — The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) April 28, 2020 •...
View ArticleApril 30, 2020 in 4,180 words
• • • google suggested • • • • • • some of the things I read in antisocial isolation • • • How to Quarantine in a Ghost Town Cerro Gordo has been abandoned since 1957. Now one man is social distancing...
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